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POTW: Becky Newby

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Becky Newby brought some nasty stuff to the alley Wednesday night, sources report. Babies cried. Little children ran in terror. Other adults averted their gaze, and the elderly-well- they just yelled at her to get off their damn lawn. When the smoke cleared, though, she had silenced them all, bowling games of 138 and 173 respectively. Indeed, it was the nastiest performance of the night, even nastier than Janet Jackson could fathom, and it earned her a POTW nod. The initial source of the nastiness could not be found, but rumours abound that Becky is in fact a practicioner of the blackest arts, that she had made pacts with demon overlords to attain her bowling prowess. We can only hope that this is not the case, and that Becky was just- as they say in the industry- "hot".